the new chicken

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his

chicken coop.


The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time

for you to retire.'


The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these

chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two

old hens over in the corner?'


The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around

the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire

chicken coop.


'The young rooster laughs.


'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will

give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster

takes off running after him.


They round the front verandah of the farmhouse and the young rooster has

closed the gap.


He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.


The farmer, meanwhile, is working at the open door of the machine shed when

he sees the roosters running by. The old rooster is squalking and running as

hard as he can.


The farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to

bits.


The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Damm..... Third gay rooster I

bought this month.'



Moral of this story? ...

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

always overcome youth and arrogance......

trust you to tell a joke that incorporates both gay's and barnyard animals

really man your married with children get your head off the gay inuendows, and become a man