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PostSubject: Kids Ehhhh   Kids Ehhhh Icon_minitimeThu Oct 02, 2008 5:52 am

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers :
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Jo hn, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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PostSubject: Re: Kids Ehhhh   Kids Ehhhh Icon_minitimeThu Oct 02, 2008 6:44 am

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhah llllllllllllllllloooooooooooolllllllllllll Very Happy lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Ehhhh   Kids Ehhhh Icon_minitimeThu Oct 02, 2008 9:34 am

OMG thats so funny I could imagine my son coming out with stuff like that.................... ps I thought I would up date my avatar flower
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Ehhhh   Kids Ehhhh Icon_minitimeThu Oct 02, 2008 9:36 am

nice avatar Es :-)

yeah my nephew came home from his first week at school with a painting,

My sister said (not knowing what it was) "Is that a house" my
nephew turn and goes "NO!",
Sister: "is it a train"
Nephew: "No, its paint"!

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PostSubject: Re: Kids Ehhhh   Kids Ehhhh Icon_minitimeThu Oct 02, 2008 12:29 pm

that cant be all true they must have made some up, but it is hilarious

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Ehhhh   Kids Ehhhh Icon_minitimeThu Oct 02, 2008 1:16 pm

lol i like the one about George Washington and his father and the ax hahaha
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